teathattast:

yourfavhasonebraincell:

The entire video game industry has one brain cell!

zomb59:

🦇🦇🦇

nucleic-asshole:

turntaspy:

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for this

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

Meanwhile, in Australia

“NO ONE CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES

flee

FLEE WHILE YOU CAN

OR BURN”

trainthief:

Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things. 

nuderefsarebest:

kropotkindersurprise:

November 2018 - Gilets Jaunes protesters in France cover police and government buildings in manure. [video]

I will give the French credit for this: They know how to fucking protest.

shatterpath:

comickergirl:

*shnuffle shnuff*

I’m not even a dog person and what is there NOT to love about all of this???? I didn’t notice the raised elbow the first go through and it made the rereading even better. 

divorcedspiderman:

food is THE love language. let me bake you some fucking bread.

lemming-ming:

[magical girl transformation but i just turn into a clown]

smatter:

cockandpokeballs:

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise

She sounds so good in this???!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thevacanthome:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

funky-art-cactus:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

gaudfish-naudsm:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

*cusses you out in cuneiform*

Excuse me what did you say you punk

It says bitch, doesn’t it?

yeah

Coward, let me show you how you curse at someone in Cuneiform

Take your time translating it you’ll get the meaning after the first few words.

it’s the FUCKING FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST i’m dying

astrodidact:

funk-a-doodle-do:

Listening to The Beatles with only one headphone